I Don't Care If it Rains Or Freezes...

Is this really how Jesus would look the most comfortable on my dashboard? With all the bouncing and bobbing he'd look like he was waiting for you to pass him a ball or throw him a peanut in the shell. He could hold your sunglasses for a while....well, as long as you didn't hit a bump and set him 'a bobbin', risking a swear word or two..."Oh B'jeezez!"